I’m not one to wax poetic about all-inclusive resorts—especially those that upon initial impression look like complete dumps—but we had the BEST time at the Crown Paradise last week, I don’t know if there are enough superlatives to cover my posting.
To get the few negative aspects out of the way, when compared with last year’s stay at the Majestic Colonial in the Dominican Republic, this property left much to be desired. It’s not nearly as stately (to say the least), the lobby is downright crappy, the beach is small, the sand is not white, the water is murky (and currently riddled with jellyfish) and like our God-awful stay at the Gran Caribe Real in Cancun a few years ago, you have to stand in line every morning for reservations at the two sit-down, kid-friendly restaurants. Did I mention that the line is dog-eat-dog and can become quite contentious when non-civilized adults actually budge? Apparently manners are not a given. However, we always got a seat at our preferred time so the system works.
With all that said, the positive aspects far outweigh the negatives. Aside from Disney, this resort is the most family friendly place we’ve stayed at. It was overrun with children last week and our kids had no problem making a gazillion “friends” and seeking them out day-to-day. The guests were mainly a NATO melting pot of Canadians, Americans and Mexicans—most of whom were totally laid back and not stuffy in the slightest.
The property boasted all day activities as well as an outdoor giant chess board, shuffleboard, ping pong, bowling, beach volleyball, beach soccer, pool tables, air hockey, etc. And there are four pools ranging from a heated (read: piping hot) main pool filled with kids and activities well into the night to a cooler and quieter lap pool where few guests were found. The main pool is 4’ deep throughout which makes it difficult for young kids to fully enjoy without wearing bubbles or clinging to the sides; however, the kiddie pool (i.e., kids’ aqua park) had varying degrees of shallow water along with a number of small-ish water slides that kids of all ages were going nuts on. The main drawback to the kids’ section is that there are no chairs around it to relax in—so parents were found sitting in the pool all day long. Mind you, I can think of worse ways to spend a day . . .
If the day isn’t chock-full enough, every night there is a free kid show in Club Nitro right up the street ranging from wacky games to magic shows—some of which include parents engaged in beer chugging contests or the staff doing risqué dance techniques so be forewarned. At 9:30 p.m., the shows start a bit late but our kids didn’t seem to mind. And the property has fireworks on Sunday nights.
There is a small but fun flea market next door and the property is right up the street from a nice supermarket, an easy walk to the shopping mall and a short distance by cab to the town center. This is important to those who needed to escape the resort because the food was not up to snuff. We found, however, that it simply took getting to know what to order on a daily basis—mainly the freshly prepared entrées and/or the Mexican food (no surprise). Fabulous guacamole, cilantro-infused salsa and fresh tortillas. The Italian and Japanese kid-friendly restaurants are good, too. Again, ask other guests what to order beforehand. Some meals are terrific; others are just so-so.
And, of course, the unlimited blender drinks helped. There are bars everywhere (including a swim-up bar for adults only) but our favorite was the poolside bar where the kids could order flavored drinks named after Sponge Bob and Pikachu and the bartender was really friendly.
Lastly, the rooms were clean, there was no musty smell that typifies some of these properties, and the balconies were large and welcoming. But really, who cares, you’re not in Mexico to stay in the room!
I cannot recommend this highly enough to families who want to have a week of laid-back fun. If we didn’t enjoy trying a new locale each year, I would definitely go back.
This review is the subjective opinion of a TripAdvisor member and not of TripAdvisor LLC.
Would I recommend this hotel to my best friend?
absolutely!
I recommend this hotel for:
Great pool scene, Families with young children, Families with teenagers, Tourists
I do not recommend this hotel for:
Young singles, An amazing honeymoon, A romantic getaway, Girlfriend getaway
I selected this hotel as a top choice for:
Beach / Sun