They really do; I was trying to come up with some clever way to introduce that the only things we enjoyed about our stay at this "all-inclusive" resort were things we paid to do on our own, but the bare fact seemed best.
Booked this trip through CheapCaribbean.com. I have noticed that many reviewers who booked with them report similar bad experiences. Not sure if that reflects on CheapCaribbean or on how this establishment treats guests who book through them, to be fair.
First of all, please note that the resort is not in La Romana, as advertised, but actually in Bayahibe. Not a bad place, but if you were planning to go to La Romana (and you'll probably want to, keep reading) it's like a $60 cab ride round-trip.
Arrived admittedly late, thanks to a delay on American Airlines. My wife and I were given a room with two double beds, instead of the king size bed that had been booked. The room was ill-lit, missing towels, had no clock, and the air conditioner was stuck on about 60 degrees. Concerned that we would miss the end of dinner, we ate before returning to the front desk. The gentleman working check-ins was polite but extremely unhelpful, telling us that there was nothing he could do about the room as they were allegedly at "100% capacity." He suggested that we return the next morning between eleven and noon, as checkout was at noon and rooms might become available. We resigned ourself to at least one night in the "wrong" room.
In addition to being too small, the double beds were old and their mattresses lumpy. The linens were very coarse and low-quality, far from ideal for sunburn sufferers. Not enough blankets were provided for the arctic chill the air conditioner was kicking out.
We returned the next morning, and a different gentleman was working check-ins. He could not understand why we had been told the previous night to try in the morning, as no rooms were becoming available whatsoever. He did helpfully suggest, however, that we come back at 3:00 and check. We presume that his shift ended at around 2:00, as the modus operandi for the people at the desk was to try to bounce your question about 8 hours into the future.
After we got the same runaround attempting to procure a key for the room safe ("We don't have any, come back at maybe 3:00"), we began demanding to see a manager. Despite the fact that the manager, Rene, was clearly seen behind the desk, the staff continued to stall and insist that he was busy. It was only after we had taken to answering their every reply with "I understand. When may we speak to a manager?" that he deigned to acknowledge us. He was even more abusive and less helpful than the staff. Finally, a staff member named Marian stepped in and got us our safe key, towels ordered up for the room, and our missing clock. Her intercession likely saved our stay there. Not even she, however, could get us the room we had actually booked, or summon up a working remote for the ancient television.
It was difficult to get our room cleaned regularly. Indeed, one day it was entirely skipped, despite the "Please Make Up Room" sign prominently displayed on the doorway from 10am until after dinner. In the end we had to deal with the unhelpful staff at the front desk on a daily basis to ensure that the room was made up.
I will say this for the resort: its beach is quite pleasant, if somewhat overcrowded and relatively noisy. We enjoyed swimming, as long as we dodged the large number of other guests; and laying on the beach was nice, if we pretended not to be able to hear the loud music blaring constantly from the vicinity of the volleyball court. The free drinks were nice, but mostly far too sweet, and the beer was a little bit watery, if tasty.
The drinks, however, were much better than the food, which was simply awful. We ate at the buffet; we ate at the Italian restaurant; we ate at the beachfront restaurant; we ate at the poolside restaurant. The food was uniform and uniformly bland. Meats were served extremely overdone; even in the restaurants entrees appeared to have had extensive adventures under a heat lamp; and in all cases the only flavor to be detected was the faint taste of overcooked tomatoes and bell peppers. The food was so dull and lifeless that we actually took a taxi trip to La Romana in the hope of finding some decent food. The cab driver deposited us at Marinelly Seafood Restaurant, where the smell of cooking garlic reminded us that we hadn't scented it since arriving at Casa del Mar. Paying for a cab ride is a rather exorbitant way to get decent food, but this was excellent stuff and we were pretty desperate. Dealing with the resort food afterwards was a parade of disappointments, even on the Dominican specialty night in the overcrowded, noisy World Cafe.
We can also recommend the snorkeling trips to Catalina offered by the Gri Gri dive company, but with the caveat that it will set you back $100 for two people, despite Casa del Mar's claim to have snorkeling as part of their all-inclusive plan. The snorkeling was nice and the crew reassuring, although the boat did have an equipment problem on the way back to the resort.
The vendors that the resort permits to set up shop in the area around the pools are quite aggressive, which I found irritating, and persistent, which I found obnoxious. If you decide to deal with them (because you enjoy the bargaining game or something) please be aware of the value of the goods you are negotiating for. One gentleman tried very hard to sell us for $100 and then for $20 a bottle rum that we found at the duty-free in Santo Domingo for $6 a bottle. Personally I don't find being continually accosted by vendors relaxing and wish the resort didn't admit them.
Internet access was extremely limited, available either on a handful of computers in the "TV Lounge" or in a very small radius served by an access point named "wifimasa_lobby." I'm not even sure that the proprietors intended to offer this access, because several more widely broadcast networks were inoperable or inaccessible. I would consider decent internet access to guests a minimum requirement for a resort.
The shops in the resort itself were very pricy and sold us an overpriced bottle of suntan lotion of highly questionable legitimacy, resulting in painful sunburns.
Checking out included a ludicrous episode where the desk clerk feigned astonishment at our decision to depart. I nearly lost the tip of my tongue biting it so hard, simply wanting to finish the checkout and be on our way without further event. The very quintessence of our stay.
We will definitely not be returning. This was the least inclusive all-inclusive I've ever been to, and the hardest I've ever had to work to enjoy a relaxing week of vacation.
Liked: the beach, out-of-pocket day trips, leaving
Disliked: the staff, the room, the other guests, the food
Recommended for: people who like disrespectful staff; people who don't know good drinks when they taste them; people who hate food; people who didn't really mean it when they booked a king-sized bed
This review is the subjective opinion of a TripAdvisor member and not of TripAdvisor LLC.
Would I recommend this hotel to my best friend?
no way!
I recommend this hotel for:
An amazing honeymoon, A romantic getaway, Girlfriend getaway, People with disabilities, Older travelers, Families with young children, Families with teenagers, Tourists
I do not recommend this hotel for:
Young singles, An amazing honeymoon, A romantic getaway, Girlfriend getaway, People with disabilities, Older travelers, Pet owners, Families with young children, Families with teenagers, Tourists
I selected this hotel as a top choice for:
Beach / Sun, Outdoor / Adventure, Spa